Inflato-Phraggle

by SunsetFlyer2001

There once was a rabbit who was drunk as a fool He spoke in broken tongue and thought it was cool But what he didn't know was that this fool Was starting to blow up....because he felt kinda full.

Each boast got bigger and bigger in size He was beginning to blow up in front of everyone's eyes The fool rabbit continued to boast For soon, he'd be toast.

Poor Mr. Rabbit, still unaware Filling up quickly, like a balloon with air He then boasted so gleefully, "Look! Can you see me?"

At last our friend feels he's sunk At last he realizes he's now drunk He obviously looks like a bloody twit Can you believe it?

Buttons fly like projectiles in the air They fly away without a care And what he said next, somehow it's true, what he said next: "I'll be BIGGER than you!"

"Bigger than a tree!", he'd yell. His belly was a giant orb, of course you could tell. How big would he get; no one knows One thing's for sure: that's a very bad pose.

"Bigger than a mountain," he roared with pride. His belly was getting extremely wide! Now it was time to start stepping back For he was going to blow, alas, alack!

"Bigger than the world!" He screamed at last. For soon, he'd be gone quite fast His belly rumbled and moaned in bare anticipation For he'd experience a nuclear combustion.

POW! went his belly as he blew sky high That boastful old rabbit was now a star in the sky And the lesson here, I like the most Is never, ever, don't boast.